Tullina, the Catburglar
Agility: Level 5
Lockpicking: Level 3
Trap Disarmament: Level 2
Damage Types: Melee
Introduction: Tibbs, the Giant
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Tullina, the Catburglar Text Audio /280
Name
I'm Tullina. Not Tully, not Lina, not Lin, not even Tee. Tullina, got it? Good. If you know when to speak and know when to keep your mouth shut, we'll get on just fine. I'm here to make bank, not friends, and I'm very good at what I do.
Introduction
The Boss is private to the point of paranoia. I've never visited his home, but I've heard he has some very particular requests of his guests. No boots. No cloaks or coats. No hats. No slacks. No dresses. Undergarments are strongly discouraged. You're given a robe for privacy. It has no sleeves. You're never to enter his kitchen or approach him from behind or from the side. Or above. Absolutely never above. No mention of approaching him from below, but I've also heard he lives underground, so that would be quite a task.
The Boss
Look, as a rule I don't ask for help. I don't need someone getting involved in my business and messing everything up. Unfortunately, I must now break that rule. I need... I-... Ugh. Why is this so hard? Ineedyourhelp. There. I said it.

Before I was exiled, I was romantically involved with a man from a very good family. We kept it secret while he tested the waters with his mother and father -- it's not exactly ideal for the nobility to be fraternising with the 'uncouth', as they say. Less than a week before I was heaved overboard and my exile began in earnest, he proposed.

I know it's crazy, and I know it's almost certainly impossible, but I want so desperately to marry that man. Just taking his name would wash clean my past, and I know I could find happiness.

So I need a dress. When Merveil and Daresso wed, they held a most elaborate ceremony. Merveil was said to be the most beautiful visage ever to walk down the Basilica aisle. It took six people to carry the train on her dress. I want that dress. I need that dress. My beloved deserves to see me in that dress. So you're going to help me get it, got it?
The Wedding Dress
The Lady Merveil's dress is even more beautiful than I'd imagined. It's held up well over the years, and fits nearly perfectly.

I appreciate your help on this matter. I'll add you to our invitees. No plus-ones.
The Wedding Dress
I'm fine. Sorry, I mean, hello. But, really, I'm fine. I don't need your help.

...Wait.

I... I do need your help. It's time to face reality. The wedding's off. Given our wildly different lifestyles, it no longer seems possible for my fiance and I to live happily ever after. Whakano has kept abreast of his movements, and, though he has remained faithful, he is... unhappy. I don't think it's because they have locked him up in an attempt to draw me out, but it couldn't have helped. I miss him dearly, and he misses me, but we cannot meet in person without jeopardising his safety or my freedom. He needs to move on, and so do I.

I want to return our engagement ring. He'll understand. I cannot bear to do it myself, hence the contract.

...Please?
Disengagement
So... it's done. We're done. I feel... absolutely awful, actually. But I also feel lighter. He will no doubt grieve for a long time, and will, of course, never find another woman that meets the lofty bar I set, but he will meet someone eventually. He will fall in love. He will propose to her. She will be delighted. They will marry and start a family, and they will have their happy ending. It was the right thing to do, for both of us.

Thank you for your help, and your discretion. I'm keeping that dress, by the way. Lady Merveil's? That's mine now.
Disengagement
You need the best? Well here I am.
TullinaSelectedforContractOne
Mmhm.
TullinaSelectedforContractTwo
What's the job?
TullinaSelectedforContractThree
Hmm. Seems simple enough.
TullinaSelectedforBlueprintOne
Straightforward. Good.
TullinaSelectedforBlueprintTwo
What's the play?
TullinaSelectedforBlueprintThree
Nice and easy...
TullinaAgilityOne
Not too challenging...
TullinaAgilityTwo
I'll handle it.
TullinaAgilityThree
I'm not charging you enough.
TullinaAgilityFour
Okay, Tullina, just like you practised.
TullinaAgilityFive
Careful... Careful...
TullinaAgilitySix
I see what they've done here...
TullinaDisarmTrapOne
Hmph. Who falls for this?
TullinaDisarmTrapTwo
Huh. Ah. I see.
TullinaDisarmTrapThree
Hmm. Yes. Devious. Very devious.
TullinaDisarmTrapFour
What an ingenious little ploy.
TullinaDisarmTrapFive
Clever. Almost... too clever. Almost.
TullinaDisarmTrapSix
I'll get us in there.
TullinaLockpickOne
Let's see what you're hiding.
TullinaLockpickTwo
I can unlock this.
TullinaLockpickThree
This might take some time, okay?
TullinaLockpickFour
I can do it, but it won't be quick.
TullinaLockpickFive
Sure. Just be patient.
TullinaLockpickSix
Don't be impatient.
TullinaBusyOne
I'm somewhat preoccupied.
TullinaBusyTwo
Perhaps you should've planned this better.
TullinaBusyThree
I can't be in two places at once.
TullinaBusyFour
Wait. I'm busy.
TullinaBusyFive
If I wasn't busy you'd be dead.
TullinaInterruptedOne
Get them off me. Now.
TullinaInterruptedTwo
I can't work while I'm being attacked.
TullinaInterruptedThree
You will regret this.
TullinaInterruptedFour
Security has spotted us.
TullinaCombatStartOne
We've got a fight on our hands.
TullinaCombatStartTwo
You want to dance? Let's dance.
TullinaCombatStartThree
No witnesses.
TullinaCombatStartFour
Let's take them out.
TullinaCombatStartFive
Back to work.
TullinaCombatEndOne
No. Witnesses.
TullinaCombatEndTwo
Good. Now, focus.
TullinaCombatEndThree
We have a job to do.
TullinaCombatEndFour
No more distractions.
TullinaCombatEndFive
A worthy prize.
TullinaLootOne
That's why we do this.
TullinaLootTwo
Good find, but don't lose focus.
TullinaLootThree
Well, I've taken worse!
TullinaLootFour
Not bad. Not bad at all.
TullinaLootFive
We need to be careful.
TullinaAlertThresholdOne
We're pushing our luck now.
TullinaAlertThresholdTwo
Clumsy work is going to get us caught.
TullinaAlertThresholdThree
Messy. I don't like where this is headed.
TullinaAlertThresholdFour
Head for the exit. Quick as possible!
TullinaAlarmOne
Time to leave! Come on!
TullinaAlarmTwo
Now? Now we run!
TullinaAlarmThree
Damn. Should've been more careful.
TullinaEarlyAlarmOne
We've screwed this up. Time to leave!
TullinaEarlyAlarmTwo
Ugh, what a mess. What an absolute mess.
TullinaEarlyAlarmThree
We're here, but it isn't over yet.
TullinaFinalRoomOne
Good. Now, take it and get ready to run.
TullinaFinalRoomTwo
Ready? This is where it gets hairy.
TullinaFinalRoomThree
Fun part's almost over.
TullinaFinalRoomFour
That's the mark. You got it?
TullinaFinalRoomFive
Good. Very good.
TullinaObjectiveLootedOne
Safely tucked away? Good.
TullinaObjectiveLootedTwo
Don't get overconfident. We're not done yet.
TullinaObjectiveLootedThree
Now we've got their attention.
TullinaObjectiveLootedFour
Most people think I don't like small talk...
TullinaEntryBanterExileOne
Hope you know what you're doing.
TullinaEntryBanterExileTwo
On a job like this, careful maneuvering is key.
TullinaEntryBanterExileThree
Limbered up and ready to go.
TullinaEntryBanterExileFour
Once we get in there, we have to have each other's backs.
TullinaEntryBanterExileFive
Not as smooth as I'd hoped, but not too bad!
TullinaExitBanterExileOne
Well done! Not as messy as I'd feared!
TullinaExitBanterExileTwo
That could've gone better, but it could have gone a LOT worse!
TullinaExitBanterExileThree
If you plan on working with me in the future, you ought to get used to the feeling of success.
TullinaExitBanterExileFour
Ah, that's one for the books.
TullinaExitBanterExileFive
Just get it done.
TullinaAgilityLoudOne
I'm on it!
TullinaAgilityLoudTwo
Power through, Tullina!
TullinaAgilityLoudThree
Now? So unprofessional!
TullinaAgilityLoudFour
This is what you've been training for!
TullinaAgilityLoudFive
Fine, but you should know I hold grudges!
TullinaAgilityLoudSix
Right, what's the quickest--... Ah!
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudOne
Lucky it's straightforward!
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudTwo
I think I've got this one figured out!
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudThree
Even without this racket, it'd take me a while...!
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudFour
I'll be as quick as I can, but that still won't be quick.
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudFive
Wish we'd sorted this before we had to run!
TullinaTrapDisarmLoudSix
Fine. Fine!
TullinaLockpickLoudOne
I've got this one!
TullinaLockpickLoudTwo
On it!
TullinaLockpickLoudThree
This is going to take some time!
TullinaLockpickLoudFour
Just keep us safe while I work!
TullinaLockpickLoudFive
You just make sure we're all still alive when I'm done.
TullinaLockpickLoudSix
Testing my patience!
TullinaBusyLoudOne
Make up your mind!
TullinaBusyLoudTwo
Not now, you--... Not now!
TullinaBusyLoudThree
Really?! Don't test me!
TullinaBusyLoudFour
Not now! This mess is on you!
TullinaBusyLoudFive
I'm under attack!
TullinaInterruptedLoudOne
Can't work with this harassment!
TullinaInterruptedLoudTwo
Where's my protection!?
TullinaInterruptedLoudThree
Hey! I need assistance!
TullinaInterruptedLoudFour
Out of our way!
TullinaCombatStartLoudOne
Let us through or die!
TullinaCombatStartLoudTwo
No witnesses!
TullinaCombatStartLoudThree
You must not value your lives!
TullinaCombatStartLoudFour
Guards incoming!
TullinaCombatStartLoudFive
Move! Move!
TullinaCombatEndLoudOne
Good! Keep up the momentum!
TullinaCombatEndLoudTwo
Very good! Stay focused!
TullinaCombatEndLoudThree
Guards down! Let's go!
TullinaCombatEndLoudFour
All clear!
TullinaCombatEndLoudFive
If we die because you slowed us down, I'll kill you!
TullinaLootLoudOne
Don't get too greedy!
TullinaLootLoudTwo
Fine, but we have to keep moving!
TullinaLootLoudThree
You're pushing it! Not in a good way!
TullinaLootLoudFour
The stealing was meant to happen earlier!
TullinaLootLoudFive
Made it in! Quick!
TullinaFinalRoomLoudOne
Grab it and let's go!
TullinaFinalRoomLoudTwo
There's our target! Hurry!
TullinaFinalRoomLoudThree
We're not done yet! Grab it!
TullinaFinalRoomLoudFour
Get it! Now! What a mess...
TullinaFinalRoomLoudFive
Great! Let's go!
TullinaObjectiveLootedLoudOne
Go! Go! Go!
TullinaObjectiveLootedLoudTwo
Back out! Just gotta survive...
TullinaObjectiveLootedLoudThree
Good! Time to leave!
TullinaObjectiveLootedLoudFour
Yes?
TullinaGreetingsOneA
Yes?
TullinaGreetingsOneB
Yes?
TullinaGreetingsOneC
Keep it quick.
TullinaGreetingsTwoA
Keep it quick.
TullinaGreetingsTwoB
Keep it quick.
TullinaGreetingsTwoC
Well?
TullinaGreetingsThreeA
Well?
TullinaGreetingsThreeB
Well?
TullinaGreetingsThreeC
Go on.
TullinaGreetingsFourA
Go on.
TullinaGreetingsFourB
Go on.
TullinaGreetingsFourC
What?
TullinaGreetingsFiveA
What?
TullinaGreetingsFiveB
What?
TullinaGreetingsFiveC
Bye.
TullinaFarewellsOneA
Bye.
TullinaFarewellsOneB
Bye.
TullinaFarewellsOneC
Good.
TullinaFarewellsTwoA
Good.
TullinaFarewellsTwoB
Good.
TullinaFarewellsTwoC
See you.
TullinaFarewellsThreeA
See you.
TullinaFarewellsThreeB
TullinaFarewellsFourA
TullinaFarewellsFourA
TullinaFarewellsFourB
TullinaFarewellsFourB
TullinaFarewellsFourC
TullinaFarewellsFourC
Back to it!
TullinaFarewellsFiveA
Back to it!
TullinaFarewellsFiveB
Back to it!
TullinaFarewellsFiveC
Pleasure to meet you.
IntroductionTullinaTullinaToExile
--excuse me?
IntroductionTullinaTullinaToExileTwo
Before we set off, I'd like to introduce you to an associate of mine. This is Nenet.
IntroductionNenetTullinaToExile
See? She's got better eyesight than anyone I know.
IntroductionNenetTullinaToExileTwo
I believe she will be an asset in the future.
IntroductionNenetTullinaToExileThree
Only do what's essential. Anything else makes you a bigger target.
EntryBanterTullinaToTibbs
Remember, look out for each other when we get in there.
EntryBanterTullinaToKarst
Keep it down when we're in there. That means no unexpected explosions, Isla.
EntryBanterTullinaToIsla
 Everyone know what they're doing?
EntryBanterTullinaToVinderi
Any words of wisdom before we head in, Nenet?
EntryBanterTullinaToNenet
... Good. Good advice. Thank you.
EntryBanterTullinaToNenetTwo
Good luck, everyone.
EntryBanterTullinaToNiles
Remember what Huck says: Heads on a pike--
EntryBanterTullinaToExile
On a swivel.
EntryBanterTullinaToExileTwo
Kill any guards you come across quick.
EntryBanterTullinaToExileThree
Try not to focus on how badly everything could go and how hurt everyone could get. Better?
EntryBanterTibbsTullinaReply
Tullina
EntryBanterKarstTullinaReply
 Yep. All good.
EntryBanterKarstTullinaReplyTwo
Strongly disfavourable.
EntryBanterIslaTullinaReply
That isn't better.
EntryBanterIslaTullinaReplyTwo
No one say yes.
EntryBanterVinderiTullinaReply
No one say yes.
EntryBanterVinderiTullinaReplyThree
...So should we hurry?
EntryBanterNenetTullinaReply
So... Yes?
EntryBanterNenetTullinaReplyTwo
Do you also wish to feel a dagger in your eye socket? No? There's your answer.
EntryBanterNilesTullinaReply
And stay out of my way.
EntryBanterHuckTullinaToExile
Mmhm?
EntryBanterGiannaTullinaReply
What? Yeah, I guess. Whatever.
EntryBanterGiannaTullinaReplyTwo
Near-flawless execution. Be proud.
ExitBanterTullinaToExile
The burning pond?
ExitBanterTullinaToTibbsTwo
Job well done, everyone.
ExitBanterTullinaToKarst
That went as smooth as could realistically be expected.
ExitBanterTullinaToIsla
...I need less of you right now.
ExitBanterTullinaToIslaTwo
Everyone in one piece?
ExitBanterTullinaToVinderi
I mean, is everyone healthy?
ExitBanterTullinaToVinderiTwo
Excellent teamwork, everyone.
ExitBanterTullinaToNenet
... Yeah. Great work all round.
ExitBanterTullinaToNenetTwo
Let's get back and enjoy the fruits of our labour.
ExitBanterTullinaToNiles
That was one I'll be telling my kids about.
ExitBanterTullinaToHuck
Hmm. You're right. That was one I'll never tell my kids about.
ExitBanterTullinaHuckTwo
I can already tell I'll be sore tomorrow.
ExitBanterTullinaToGianna
Adiyah, get us home to a cold drink and a warm fire.
ExitBanterTullinaToAdiyah
It will.
ExitBanterTullinaToAdiyahTwo
And barely any spiders are on you this time!
ExitBanterTibbsTullinaReply
Couldn't agree more.
ExitBanterKarstTullinaReply
Dare I ask why not?
ExitBanterIslaTullinaReply
Oh no.
ExitBanterIslaTullinaReplyTwo
It's alright, Vinderi. There will be more.
ExitBanterVinderiTullinaReply
You should write that down, Nenet. That was beautiful.
ExitBanterNenetTullinaReply
What... vivid imagery.
ExitBanterNilesTullinaReply
Please don't.
ExitBanterNilesTullinaReplyTwo
Savour it. It doesn't happen all that often!
ExitBanterHuckTullinaReply
Worth the price of entry, that's for sure!
ExitBanterGiannaTullinaReply
Oh, come on Adiyah. I can see you holding back a smile.
ExitBanterAdiyahTullinaReply
I'm here. Plans all drawn up?
SelectionBanterTullinaToKurai
If you're overseeing them, I'm not too worried. Any word from the Boss?
SelectionBanterTullinaToKuraiTwo
Good.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKuraiThree
Job looks straightforward enough.
SelectionBanterTullinaToTibbs
You never were fond of heights.
SelectionBanterTullinaToTibbsTwo
Or spiders.
SelectionBanterTullinaToTibbsThree
Or ghosts.
SelectionBanterTullinaToTibbsFour
Need me?
SelectionBanterTullinaToKarst
Tullina.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKarstTwo
It's... complicated. I'd rather we just focus on the job, if you don't mind.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKarstThree
Tullina.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKarstFour
I'd like that. Thank you.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKarstFive
Heard you might need me for a job?
SelectionBanterTullinaToIsla
That sounds like some sort of horrifying mechanical spider.
SelectionBanterTullinaToIslaTwo
...and you've tested it?
SelectionBanterTullinaToIslaThree
Thank you.
SelectionBanterTullinaToKuraiFour
Hello, all.
SelectionBanterTullinaToVinderi
You were?
SelectionBanterTullinaToVinderiTwo
...Huh?
SelectionBanterTullinaToVinderiThree
I don't--
SelectionBanterTullinaToVinderiFour
So what's the play?
SelectionBanterTullinaToNenet
So, the usual.
SelectionBanterTullinaToNenetTwo
Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
SelectionBanterTullinaToNiles
Niles, do we really need to do this every time?
SelectionBanterTullinaToNilesTwo
Or, I suppose, until I slit your throat?
SelectionBanterTullinaToNilesThree
You are.
SelectionBanterTullinaKuraiToNiles
Plans drawn up?
SelectionBanterTullinaToHuck
The Sin is in the details.
SelectionBanterTullinaToHuckTwo
Or no door.
SelectionBanterTullinaToHuckThree
Well, I'm glad we can discuss doors in such detail.
SelectionBanterTullinaToHuckFour
Can we keep this short?
SelectionBanterTullinaToGianna
Anywhere but here. Meetings make me fidgety.
SelectionBanterTullinaToGiannaTwo
That can't be true. What about...
SelectionBanterTullinaToGiannaThree
... Huh. Sorry... If it helps, it's nothing to do with you. I guess I'm not much of a people-person.
SelectionBanterTullinaToGiannaFour
Thanks, Ku. What's the latest?
SelectionBanterKuraiTullinaReply
A blueprint.
SelectionBanterKuraiTullinaReplyTwo
Well, I'm keen. If you'll have me, that is.
SelectionBanterKuraiTullinaReplyThree
Gil, always a pleasure.
SelectionBanterTibbsTullinaReply
The Bleakworth Alley job?
SelectionBanterTibbsTullinaReplyTwo
Well now we know to look for webs. And eggs. And legs. And, if it happens again, I'll put you out of your misery. Sound good?
SelectionBanterTibbsTullinaReplyThree
A little anxious, but, you know...
SelectionBanterKarstTullinaReply
Exactly.
SelectionBanterKarstTullinaReplyTwo
We're actually in the middle of--
SelectionBanterIslaTullinaReply
A window.
SelectionBanterIslaTullinaReplyTwo
The heist we're planning?
SelectionBanterIslaTullinaReplyThree
Nice to see you, Vinderi.
SelectionBanterVinderiTullinaReply
Tullina.
SelectionBanterVinderiTullinaReplyTwo
No, I'm Tul--
SelectionBanterVinderiTullinaReplyThree
It's my na--
SelectionBanterVinderiTullinaReplyFour
Hello, Nenet.
SelectionBanterNenetTullinaReply
Another job is in the works.
SelectionBanterNenetTullinaReplyTwo
Not quite, but nearly.
SelectionBanterNenetTullinaReplyThree
Hi Niles.
SelectionBanterNilesTullinaReply
It wasn't my decision.
SelectionBanterNilesTullinaReplyTwo
Huck.
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaReply
What's ne--
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaInteruptOneB
You go--
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaInteruptTwoA
I was just going to ask--
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaInteruptThreeA
I--
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaInteruptFourA
...Thanks Kurai, yeah, thank you.
SelectionBanterHuckTullinaToKuraiB
Welcome aboard, Gi.
SelectionBanterGiannaTullinaReply
I was planning to take a nap...
SelectionBanterGiannaTullinaReplyTwo
..but I suppose I can squeeze you in beforehand?
SelectionBanterGiannaTullinaReplyThree
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