For the job? Or just generally...? I s'pose the answer to both is no, really.
EntryBanterTullinaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Who would like to hear my bordello story?
EntryBanterVinderiToTullina — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I promise it is very, very graphic.
EntryBanterVinderiToTullinaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
No, we're all still quite separate.
ExitBanterTullinaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Not the people down stairs...
ExitBanterTullinaVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I always get a little sad when a job like this ends.
ExitBanterVinderiToTullina — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I know, I know... But I really enjoyed this one.
ExitBanterVinderiToTullinaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Tullina! I was just talking about you.
SelectionBanterTullinaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Yes. I was just saying to Tullina that I was talking about her.
SelectionBanterTullinaVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just now!
SelectionBanterTullinaVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That reminds me! Did I tell you that I was just talking to Tullina? She says hello.
SelectionBanterTullinaVinderiReplyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Greetings one and all!
SelectionBanterVinderiToTullina — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah! Isla, how are your brilliant inventions?
SelectionBanterVinderiToTullinaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Wonderful. Is that some new slang term?
SelectionBanterVinderiToTullinaThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
These plans are absolutely, what was it? Tullina? These plans are tullina, pal!
SelectionBanterVinderiToTullinaFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Thank you for introducing me to this tullina new word, Isla.
SelectionBanterVinderiToTullinaFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You've got fire magic, don't you, Adiyah?
ExitBanterVinderiToAdiyah — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Where do you draw it from? Is it in the palms? The fingers? If your hand were accidentally severed, could it still light a flame?
ExitBanterVinderiToAdiyahTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
They went off with a bang! Which was quite a lot quieter than I'd intended, actually...
ExitBanterAdiyahVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Reddy! I'd always wondered what your first name was. Teddy Ribbs. Got it.
EntryBanterTibbsVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Sometimes I think about retiring.
EntryBanterVinderiToTibbs — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
But what?
EntryBanterVinderiToTibbsTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
And if anyone else gets sad when they're alone with their thoughts, I'll be at the bar!
ExitBanterTibbsVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods I feel so young again! Tibbs! Let me lift you up!
ExitBanterVinderiToTibbs — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I can do it!
ExitBanterVinderiToTibbsTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ribs!
SelectionBanterTibbsVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Tight! Ribs! Err, right! Tibbs! I've got a new formula for you to try.
SelectionBanterTibbsVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just like the last one, but I've enriched the quicksilver with Chimeral blood. Really gives it a kick.
SelectionBanterTibbsVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just don't give it an actual kick.
SelectionBanterTibbsVinderiReplyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Anytibbs, Time.
SelectionBanterTibbsVinderiReplyFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hello, hello, hello!
SelectionBanterVinderiToTibbs — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Never better, never better. Spent the last hour in a very enclosed space with far more voltaxic sulphite than I've ever laid eyes on before, and I must say, I do not see what all the fuss was about. So, what's this we're looking at. Some sort of cuboid creature? Where's the heart?
SelectionBanterVinderiToTibbsTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Did it step in paint? Can we just trace the prints back and find its nest?
SelectionBanterVinderiToTibbsThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah! A job! I see it now. Yes. Good. This means I'll need to prepare more sulphite.
SelectionBanterVinderiToTibbsFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Of course. Last time was an anomaly, I swear.
EntryBanterKarstVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Which way? Ah. Right.
EntryBanterVinderiToKarst — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Right!
EntryBanterVinderiToKarstTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Right.
EntryBanterVinderiToKarstThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Celebrate what? What did I miss?
ExitBanterKarstVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Wait, is this where we came in?
ExitBanterVinderiToKarst — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah! Yes! What you're smelling is actually a new powder blend I'm trialling. Eggs and decaying meat, yes?
SelectionBanterKarstVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Fish!? ...Fish. Ah! Right! I've also brought a fish.
SelectionBanterKarstVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What powder?
SelectionBanterKarstVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What fish?
SelectionBanterKarstVinderiReplyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You needed me?
SelectionBanterVinderiToKarst — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, you know, has its downs and ups. Still tack as a sharp though!
SelectionBanterVinderiToKarstTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hello, Isla.
SelectionBanterVinderiToIsla — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
The new moon approaches. Shall we have that competition of explosions we spoke about?
SelectionBanterVinderiToIslaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
And yet they do...
SelectionBanterVinderiToIslaThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I... I don't remember. Do you?
SelectionBanterIslaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Badwyth Nems? Is that Ezomyte? I'll write it down so I don't forget. Right under Vinderi. I think that's the tall lad.
SelectionBanterIslaVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Do we really need to infiltrate anything? Between you and me, Isla, we could just blow the whole thing up.
EntryBanterVinderiToIsla — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Never met the lad. Knew a concubine, though. Loads of children.
EntryBanterIslaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
This mission is going to be spectacular. I've got all sorts of explosives to set, and they'll never even see it coming.
ExitBanterVinderiToIsla — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You'll have to excuse me for a moment once we're back home, then.
ExitBanterVinderiToIslaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Try out new powders, of course!
ExitBanterIslaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
No! It's MY share, and that includes any notes in it!
ExitBanterIslaVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Exile, this is... this is...
IntroductionVinderiForGianna — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gianna! Yes! And she's a... erm...
IntroductionVinderiForGiannaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
A performer actress! Right! And... ehhh...
IntroductionVinderiForGiannaThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Exactly! Anything you'd like to add Gianna?
IntroductionVinderiForGiannaFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Lass, that might be the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
EntryBanterGiannaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What happened to that little basement theatre where we first met, Gianna?
EntryBanterVinderiToGianna — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hah! That's right. Good memories.
EntryBanterVinderiToGiannaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Please no, my bloody knees are giving me trouble.
ExitBanterGiannaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Worthy of a grand play, eh Gianna?
ExitBanterVinderiToGianna — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Already? I thought we had at least a few weeks! What do we do?! WHAT DO WE DO!?
SelectionBanterGiannaVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What!? Oh, thank the gods.
SelectionBanterGiannaVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Nothing! Nothing! Just... if a living flame asks after me, I'm not here.
SelectionBanterGiannaVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Whoops, must've taken a wrong turn.
SelectionBanterVinderiToGianna — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Well that's lucky! I'd just cancelled my plans for the rest of the day.
SelectionBanterVinderiToGiannaTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, just the usual armour. Helps protect the ol' bones.
SelectionBanterVinderiToGiannaThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I'm afraid I'm busy, dear. Got a heist to plan. Very flattered though.
SelectionBanterVinderiToGiannaFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hm? Ah! Right, Ahem. Vinderi. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Err, pleased to make you. Hello.
Name's Vinderi. Did I mention that already? No one alive knows as much about the explosive arts as me. If you want something or someone, or several someones, turned into an unrecognisable, smouldering mess, I'm more than happy to oblige.
Introduction — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I was walking around the catacombs beneath the square, trying to find my way to the sewers under the courts. Had a huge sack of the blue stuff on my back. Leaving a little trail as I go so I can find my way out. Little azurite fuse trail winding its way back to the storehouse. Cost me an arm and a leg, that powder. Anyway, I'm right under where I thought the High Templar's office was. Start piling the powder up right under his fat arse. Planning to blow him back to Innocence.
Well, I start hearing a hissing noise. And I start seeing the blue light down the end of the tunnel turning an angry red. It's moving towards me quick. And I'm thinking, this is it. This is where it ends for me, but at least I'll blow that high pain in the arse skyward. Then it stops. No hissing. No light. Just a silhouette. Tall as a man ever was. Taller than Tibbs. Don't know how he even got through the storehouse hole. This man... this glorious man!
Put it down! He shouts. It's not worth the trouble. Come. It's time to go! So I put the bag down, and I start walking over to him. Running even. This man saved my life. I swear to myself I'll follow this Eternal Ideal of a man, this statue, this perfect specimen, as far as he will have me. And as I get close, my eyes adjust. This beautiful man comes into focus. His hand is extended to meet me. I reach out mine. There's an electricity between us. And as my fingers lock into his, he slaps a manacle around my wrist. I'm under arrest for attempted deicide and possession of a dangerous substance. Got me exiled, the pig. Once I got here I just started working for the boss.
What was your question?
The Boss — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Niko? Niko... Was he the lad with the club foot? No, wait, Niko was the haberdasher. The bordello owner? No?
VinderiOnNikoOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Niko... ah! Of course! The miner boy. That's miner, not, er, minor. I do believe he was of age when last I saw him. Strange lad. Always felt like he was talking at me, not to me, if you follow. Had an awful lot of yellow powder for sale. Wonder what ever happened to him? Lost track of many in that line of work. A shame, but not a surprise.
VinderiOnNikoTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You've got a contract you want me to take a look at? Alright, why not.
Mmhm. Mmm. Yes. Well, everything seems to be in order.
...
...Oh! This was mine! Well, the designs have changed a bit, but the fundamentals are the same. It's a grocery list, except instead of the markets, we're going to an alchemy storehouse I'm not supposed to know exists. And instead of groceries, we're going to collect a number of powders, ichors and minerals I'm running low on. And instead of paying for them, we are going to steal them. So in that sense, it is very unlike a grocery list. Straightforward enough. Ready to go?
Grocery List — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
...Thirty three cubits of cerulean alloy thread, half an ounce of vitriolic talc, two quarts of bishop-blessed cleansing alcohol -- that's for me -- and enough barrel hoops to sink a bloated bonechewer. Perfect.
...Wait. Hold on. Hold on one dang minute. Where the--... Where is the fumarole tar? Don't tell me I forgot the fumarole tar! Without the tar I might as well be baking a tray of Keth flatbread.
Oh dear. I didn't even have it on the list. Sorry, exile, the error is mine. You've earned your markers. Hopefully I'll have enough left to take out another contract.
Grocery List — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hmm? Oh! At last! The Fumarole Tar job! Gods, I've been chomping at the bit for this contract.
I've drawn up plans for a bomb that, well, let's just say it'll put The Ring on the map. Or take it off the map. It might take quite a large area off the map, actually.
I tend to deal with controlled explosions, but who doesn't love an uncontrolled explosion? Whoever's nearby, that's who! But other than them, they're great! And this is going to be really, really great.
There's only one place I know of that houses enough Fumarole Tar for the job, and it has all sorts of other experimental goodies that I'd like to get my hands on, too.
Exile, this thing is really going to set your world on fire. I feel like a child again!
The Vinderi Bomb — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I've finished it, exile. It's all done! The Vinderi Bomb is complete at last! I've named it after myself. It's my legacy. Or, the ruins it will leave in its wake will be my legacy. I wonder if it works... Shall we try it out?
We only get one attempt! Let's do it!
The Vinderi Bomb — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Bwaaahahaha! Had you going there for a bit, didn't I? I may be old, but I've still got a little pop left in my powderkeg. Did you really think I was about to blow us all to Innocence? Give this old man a little credit!
I just wanted to give the good folk here a little show. I call these beauties "Explodey-make-good-lookers". Catchy, eh? Reckon there might be a business in it!
Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Consider it a show of gratitude.
Fireworks — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Let me go get my things.
VinderiSelectedContractOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ready, more or less.
VinderiSelectedContractTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Good timing. I've been looking for something to do.
VinderiSelectedContractThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Needed a reason to stretch these old legs.
VinderiSelectedBlueprintOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Mmhm? Seems straightforward enough.
VinderiSelectedBlueprintTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Got the perfect powder for this job.
VinderiSelectedBlueprintThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Huh. Not too hard.
VinderiVaultBreakingOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Cheap piece of junk anyway.
VinderiVaultBreakingTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Let's pop this little sucker open.
VinderiVaultBreakingThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hmm, tricky, but not impossible.
VinderiVaultBreakingFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Haven't come across this make before. Well, let's give it a go.
VinderiVaultBreakingFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ooh. Solidly built. Open up to me. It's okay, be vulnerable.
VinderiVaultBreakingSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Now, how do I work this thing again?
VinderiEngineeringOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Con-fangled dang contraptions.
VinderiEngineeringTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You don't expect me to jump, do you?
VinderiEngineeringThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I have the thing for this somewhere...
VinderiEngineeringFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I did bring the thing. Did I? Thought I did...
VinderiEngineeringFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I was hoping I wouldn't have to remember how to use this blasted thing
VinderiEngineeringSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah, clever. Not clever enough, but still.
VinderiDismantleTrapOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Not the worst trap. Not the best, but not the worst.
VinderiDismantleTrapTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just pop this spring and...
VinderiDismantleTrapThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, those clever bastards. Hmm. Hmmmmmm.
VinderiDismantleTrapFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Easy pe--...oh. Oh no. Oh? Oh.
VinderiDismantleTrapFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Huh. Looks like a twist on a Maloney design.
VinderiDismantleTrapSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hee hee hee hee hee!'
VinderiDemolitionOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Fun fun fun!
VinderiDemolitionTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hold onto your butts!
VinderiDemolitionThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
This needs a BIG one.
VinderiDemolitionFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Yes, yes... I have just the thing!
VinderiDemolitionFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I've been saving this one just for you.
VinderiDemolitionSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Eh? It can wait.
VinderiBusyOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You blind? Or just daft?
VinderiBusyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Don't rush me.
VinderiBusyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, sure, rush the guy with the bombs.
VinderiBusyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
"It was all going so well, then Vinderi blew us all up because I got impatient."
VinderiBusyFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Pick on someone your own age.
VinderiInterruptedOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Moron. Moronic moron.
VinderiInterruptedTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Stop hitting me, you nitwit. I have BOMBS.
VinderiInterruptedThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Idiot's trying to blow us both up!
VinderiInterruptedFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I'm old, but you'll still die sooner!
VinderiCombatStartOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Quick, get 'em.
VinderiCombatStartTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We've been spotted!
VinderiCombatStartThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We have company!
VinderiCombatStartFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oi, incoming.
VinderiCombatStartFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Feel so young again.
VinderiCombatEndOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Whew, that gets the ol' heart racing.
VinderiCombatEndTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Tougher than I look, eh?
VinderiCombatEndThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Experience wins.
VinderiCombatEndFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Don't underestimate me.
VinderiCombatEndFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Well, well!
VinderiLootingOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That, my friend, is very expensive looking.
VinderiLootingTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
She's a beaut.
VinderiLootingThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
In my younger days I'd fight you for that.
VinderiLootingFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Bit of advice: keep that little find to yourself.
VinderiLootingFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I think we're pushing it.
VinderiAlertThresholdOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We're going to get found out if we're not careful.
VinderiAlertThresholdTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
When even I think we're too loud, that's a problem.
VinderiAlertThresholdThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Cutting it close.
VinderiAlertThresholdFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We have to leave!
VinderiAlarmOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Let's go! Let's go!
VinderiAlarmTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Storm the exit!
VinderiAlarmThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh no, OH NO!
VinderiEarlyAlarmOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That noise? That is not a good noise.
VinderiEarlyAlarmTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I know that sound. That's a bad sound.
VinderiEarlyAlarmThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
There she is.
VinderiFinalRoomOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Well, go on then. That's what we're here for.
VinderiFinalRoomTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That's what we're after, right?
VinderiFinalRoomThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We've made it this far. Why stop now?
VinderiFinalRoomFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Pride cometh before the alarm.
VinderiFinalRoomFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
And now we run.
VinderiObjectiveLootedOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Come on, legs, don't fail me now.
VinderiObjectiveLootedTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Great! ...How do we get out of here again?
VinderiObjectiveLootedThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
How about you get us out of here, huh?
VinderiObjectiveLootedFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Wait. Powder, sparks, probe aaaand... Yep. We're good.
VinderiEntryBanterOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Even at my age, the quiet before a job gives me goosebumps.
VinderiEntryBanterTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Remember to breathe when we get in. Can't tell you how many good men and women I've lost to forgetting to breathe.
VinderiEntryBanterThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Bit of advice from an old hand: Whatever you do, and this is really, really important,
VinderiEntryBanterFourA — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
so listen carefully. Don't, and I repeat, don't, DO NOT, forget to follow this advice. Here it is:
VinderiEntryBanterFourB — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I suggest you listen, because if you listen, you'll really take it on board.
VinderiEntryBanterFourC — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Too many of your generation forget to listen, especially when good advice is being given.
VinderiEntryBanterFourD — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Are you listening? Don't get distracted.
VinderiEntryBanterFourE — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
It's easy to hear someone, but listening and hearing are two totally different things. So don't just hear; listen.
VinderiEntryBanterFourF — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Here. Where? What?
VinderiEntryBanterFourG — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What are you looking at me for?
VinderiEntryBanterFourH — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
We're on a job. Don't just stare at me. Focus!
VinderiEntryBanterFourI — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ridiculous.
VinderiEntryBanterFourJ — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Why do they keep taking on these glassy-eyed dimwits.
VinderiEntryBanterFourK — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
People ask me why I do this at my age. People are rude.
VinderiEntryBanterFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, me heart! I auugh-- ...Oh, thank the gods. False alarm.
VinderiExitBanterOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Glad I didn't tell you I nearly blew my arms off during prep!
VinderiExitBanterTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You are mad, exile. Mad! And I love it!
VinderiExitBanterThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What a rush! Can't pay for that kind of experience. Even crazier that we're getting paid to do it!
VinderiExitBanterFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hahaha! I'd never've told my kids this, but gods, I love crime. I just love doing a good crime!
VinderiExitBanterFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You sure?! Okay...!
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Really? Now?!
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods, you're serious...!
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
"Vinderi, you're not busy running for your life are you?!"
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You're insane, you know that, right?!
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I don't work well under pressure!
VinderiVaultBreakingLoudSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Where's the blasted thing!?
VinderiEngineeringLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
How in the--... oh! Found it!
VinderiEngineeringLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Go, go you stupid-...!
VinderiEngineeringLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You have the thing!? Wait, I have the thing!
VinderiEngineeringLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah! I've got the thing for this! Here we go--no, that's not it. AH! Here we go!
VinderiEngineeringLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
A gap! I have just the tool for this. Somewhere. Did I drop it? Ha! I was holding it! Don't you just hate that?!
VinderiEngineeringLoudSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
This is meant to be DELICATE work!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
The whole place is a damnable death trap!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Wait! This thing's rigged to kill us!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods! You were planning to blunder into this thing!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Trap! Trap! Stop! There's a trap! A trap!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
This is exactly the sort of thing we should have handled earlier!
VinderiDismantleTrapLoudSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
VinderiDemolitionLoudOne
VinderiDemolitionLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Can't even take the time to enjoy this!
VinderiDemolitionLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I hate everything about this!
VinderiDemolitionLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
If I die, I hope this blows you up too!
VinderiDemolitionLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods, these are NOT ideal conditions for handling explosive materials!
VinderiDemolitionLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I wanted to save this one for a special occasion. You owe me a new bomb!
VinderiDemolitionLoudSix — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You've lost the plot!
VinderiBusyLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I don't have a twin you know! He's long dead!!
VinderiBusyLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What!? Now!?
VinderiBusyLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I. Am. Busy!
VinderiBusyLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I'm too old for this!
VinderiBusyLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Old man under attack!
VinderiInterruptedLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Elder abuse!
VinderiInterruptedLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Not like this! Not like this!
VinderiInterruptedLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Help! I'm too young to die!
VinderiInterruptedLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
They just keep coming!
VinderiCombatStartLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
To arms!
VinderiCombatStartLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ready yourselves!
VinderiCombatStartLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Fight your way out!
VinderiCombatStartLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Out of the way!
VinderiCombatStartLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods that was satisfying!
VinderiCombatEndLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Can't celebrate yet!
VinderiCombatEndLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just keep moving!
VinderiCombatEndLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Any more? Huh!?
VinderiCombatEndLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Old, but strong!
VinderiCombatEndLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Why are you still grabbing things!?
VinderiLootingLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Can't use it if you're dead!
VinderiLootingLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Focus on escaping!
VinderiLootingLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Attention span of a toddler!
VinderiLootingLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Great, now you got more loot than brains!
VinderiLootingLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Can't believe it, that's it!
VinderiFinalRoomLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That's what we're after!
VinderiFinalRoomLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
There it is! What are you waiting for?!
VinderiFinalRoomLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Get it! Get it now!
VinderiFinalRoomLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
If you don't get it now, you don't get it at all!
VinderiFinalRoomLoudFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Get a move on!
VinderiObjectiveLootedLoudOne — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That's it! Now out! Out!
VinderiObjectiveLootedLoudTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Got it? Then move!
VinderiObjectiveLootedLoudThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Go on then! Make a path!
VinderiObjectiveLootedLoudFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Found a weird mole this morning. Nenet?
EntryBanterVinderiToNenet — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Will you--
EntryBanterVinderiToNenetTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
--take a look--
EntryBanterVinderiToNenetThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
--at this mole later?
EntryBanterVinderiToNenetFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You all know what we're doing, right?
EntryBanterVinderiToNiles — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Of course I do you freaky bastard. ...But I'll follow your lead. For safety's sake.
EntryBanterVinderiToNilesTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Call out if you need a powderkeg.
EntryBanterVinderiToHuck — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Now? Righto, catch!
EntryBanterVinderiToHuckTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Bwaaahahaha! Still funny! So many times, and it's still very, very funny.
EntryBanterVinderiToHuckThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods, that stew was too old, wasn't it. Sorry, everyone.
EntryBanterNenetVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Why, you looking for a little time off? Ha!
EntryBanterNilesVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods, you almost make it sound tempting. A nice, long nap.
EntryBanterHuckVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Did you see that back there?
ExitBanterVinderiToNenet — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh... Even when I, err...
ExitBanterVinderiToNenetTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gods, that was exhilarating.
ExitBanterVinderiToNiles — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Best watch your mouth, interrogator. Got a powderkeg that fits right in it.
ExitBanterVinderiToNilesTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Got enough loot in there to choke an ex-blackguard in his sleep!
ExitBanterVinderiToHuck — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Err, not you. Different guy. Goes by, uh, Buck.
ExitBanterVinderiToHuckTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, they're here for me. Buzz off! Blasted birds. I'm not dead yet!
ExitBanterNenetVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Your bedroom?
ExitBanterNilesVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Wait... Damn!
ExitBanterNilesVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
What'd you expect?
ExitBanterHuckVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Kurai! Just the lady I was looking for.
SelectionBanterVinderiToKurai — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Looking for a reason to destroy Niles?
SelectionBanterVinderiToKuraiTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Not at all, no, nothing of the sort. Got plenty of reasons! Just looking for permission.
SelectionBanterVinderiToKuraiThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Well, can I ask the Boss?
SelectionBanterVinderiToKuraiFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Hello, everyone. Ah, plans!
SelectionBanterVinderiToNenet — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
The scale of the bomb... where are we supposed to get all the powder?
SelectionBanterVinderiToNenetTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh! Oh. ...Oh.
SelectionBanterVinderiToNenetThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Happy to be ab--... Niles.
SelectionBanterVinderiToNiles — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Unfortunately.
SelectionBanterVinderiToNilesTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I know, I'm a professional.
SelectionBanterVinderiToNilesThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
You are a jackass.
SelectionBanterVinderiToNilesFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Nice to see you all.
SelectionBanterVinderiToHuck — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Trying to make me obsolete, are ya?
SelectionBanterVinderiToHuckTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Gonna run back to Dominus with my precious formulas!? I know your game.
SelectionBanterVinderiToHuckThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Forget what?
SelectionBanterVinderiToHuckFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Thanks for what?
SelectionBanterVinderiToHuckFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Not a problem. What do you need from me?
SelectionBanterKuraiVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Just me? Or...
SelectionBanterKuraiVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Good, good. I'm in.
SelectionBanterKuraiVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
That easy.
SelectionBanterKuraiVinderiReplyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Is she? Where's she hiding? Help me look... erm...
SelectionBanterNenetVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Yes, help me look for Nenet, erm... uhh...
SelectionBanterNenetVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Ah! There she is. Thank you, uh, you.
SelectionBanterNenetVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Was that directed at me?
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Keep your greasy little head out of mine, or else.
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReplyThree
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I did warn y--
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReplyFour — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
I did warn you. I did warn him.
SelectionBanterNilesVinderiReplyFive — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
A bloody big stupid head! Boom!
SelectionBanterHuckVinderiReply — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Oh, come on. He was asking for it.
SelectionBanterHuckVinderiReplyTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Sorry, Huck.
SelectionBanterHuckVinderiReplyThree — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Nice to meet you, Vinderi. My name's Vinderi too! Isn't that funny?
IntroductionVinderiVinderiToExile — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
Sorry to hear that. Luckily I'm fiddle as a fit!
IntroductionVinderiVinderiToExileTwo — Vinderi, the Dismantler |
